January 2012
Anonymous asked: you don't even like toe story, you are so fake!!!! god hey howdy hey my asshole
My favorite thing in the world is when someone texts me “what’re you doing” while I’m pooping. I swear, its just a golden opportunity to push boundaries. Sort of waiting for the next time. I’m currently poopin. See ya layta~
brandibatman asked: If I ever get mad at you, I'm smearing avocado on your butt hole.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: 3: What’s your sexual orientation?; 9: If you had to name three important details about you, what would you say?; 10: Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
Anonymous asked: you are really fucking gorgeous i just gotta say
Anonymous asked: You look weird in a hat
Wristcutters: A Love Story
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Sometimes When I haven’t taken my medications in a while I want to pull a Britney And shave my entire head And I’m ok
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I’m uninterested in anything people find interesting enough to inform me of.
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That one time you go by yourself to your secret place and one time you bring spray paint and you tag something and that one more awkward time when someone finds your tag and knows it was you.
And that second awkward time when it has been changed awkwardly.
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seigrene:
akidfortoday:
Jesse Woods - Ugly...
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Anonymous asked: Hey, you're really sexy! :D
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
“I am like that light bulb. Flickering, barely giving off any light, unable to...”
– Leslie Knope (via litchikills)
Here I am on my dad’s laptop again, because mine will not stop breaking. Poop. D”“”:
“Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your...”
– Ricky Bobby (via seehowtheyfly)
it’s Y’ALL
not YA’LL
YOU + ALL
